If my doctor told me I had to lose weight I would go on a diet as going to the gym is out due to my back as I'd end up crippled...

Would you rather stay in the house you live in at present...or downsize seeing your children have all left home?

M - Memory Loss

  yeah me!

1) My ex's mother was a snarky ole witch and she hated me. She sent an invitation for Thanksgiving at her home, inviting him and our daughter. He called and said did you forget Bobbi? She said no, she's not invited. HE told her then we won't be there. They didn't go. Somehow that became, my fault!
2) We (ex, daughter and I) were having family pictures made. We were standing on an arched bridge over a small river. The photographer told my ex to move a little the left, when he did, he lost his footing and rolled right off the bridge.
3) Was on my lunchbreak one day and went to the cafeteria at the hospital. I was trying to open a packet of ketchup and finally got it open! I heard a gasp and looked up at the girl across from me. When I was opening the packet, I squeezed at the same time. She had ketchup all down the front of her top!

  I love and look forward to your funnies~~2nd one is perfect !!! 

TOURIST

Tam over used Robet's interest, SeXXXy told!

SUSPECT

L Lightheaded when you stand up